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Socialite Paris Hilton was born on February 17, 1981 in New York City into the Hilton family and, along with her three younger siblings, is heir-apparent to the vast Hilton hotel and real estate dynasty. Her childhood was spent in palatial dwellings in the priciest neighborhoods on both coasts and featured a brief flirtation with the educational system, including high schooling at the ultra-exclusive Dwight School, from which she dropped out and ultimately earned her high school GED.

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Living the glitzy socialite life from a relatively early age, attending exclusive parties and being covered by the gossip press, Hilton apparently became hooked on obtaining celebrity status, which was perhaps furthered by the example of her mother, Kathy Hilton, who had a brief acting career herself, mostly on TV. Hilton began a remarkable and well-financed campaign to put herself in the public eye, on screen, on television and in music. This effort has included a substantial amount of physical alteration. A naturally pleasant-looking girl, Hilton underwent extensive plastic surgery, hair coloring and tinted contact lenses in her attempt to reinvent herself as "hot". Sadly, money could not buy alteration of the physical attribute she most dislikes about herself: her exceptionally-large feet.

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Some skeptics have guessed that the endless parade of inane inter-celebrity feuds centering around Hilton are, in fact, publicity stunts, another front in the campaign to keep her exposure level high. It has even been argued that the infamous home video of Hilton with then-boyfriend Rick Salomon, in which Hilton performs explicit romantic activities with Rick Salomon, was part of this campaign as well. If it was, it worked. For better or for worse, it made Hilton a household name overnight, and was even widely marketed as a video, 1 Night in Paris (2004) (V).

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Eventually Hilton's efforts paid off and she got some modeling work, the designers presumably relying on her notoriety. She has been an increasing presence on-screen too, in TV commercials, on TV series and in the movies, at first bit parts in movies such as Zoolander (2001), Wonderland (2003), The Cat in the Hat (2003) and guest-star roles on TV shows such as "The O.C." (2003) and "George Lopez" (2002), but later more substantial roles in horror flick House of Wax (2005), the direct-to-DVD Bottoms Up (2006) (V) and her own TV show, the fish-out-of-water reality series "The Simple Life" (2003).

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Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American socialite, heiress, media personality, model, singer, author, fashion designer and actress. She is a great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton (founder of Hilton Hotels). Hilton is known for her controversial participation in a sex tape in 2003, and appearance on the television series The Simple Life alongside fellow socialite and childhood best friend Nicole Richie. She is also known for her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography,[3] several minor film roles (most notably her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005), her 2006 music album Paris, and her work in modeling.

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Paris Hilton covers Vogue Turkey February 2011. As reported earlier, this is a Terry Richardson cover. Which explains the horrible lighting and tacky Nylon-style pose. Nylon magazine this is not, Richardson. Enough with taking and lighting pictures on your Blackberry and passing them off as art.

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It’s pretty much already sacrilege that Paris Hilton has scored a Vogue cover, even a non-American one. Don’t rub it in. This is what appears to be a real and leaked cover for Hilton’s issue. The same way we saw Kristen Stewart’s American Vogue cover, for February, days before it was released, Hilton’s has been shot and then released unofficially by someone else waving their penis at the establishment. Hilton’s wearing, or should I say appears to be wearing, Uncle Terry’s molester glasses. She’s also wearing a red sweater and a black leather jacket. As though all the styling in the world can distract from her deliberate use of ‘blow job face.’ She’s pretty much going, ‘WHEE, AN INVISIBLE PENIS.’ Because the heiress still thinks her mouth hanging open is sexy when she is turning 30-years-old on February 17 this year.

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Paris Hilton Date of Birth- 17 February 1981, New York City, New York, USA. Paris Hilton Paris is the heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune estimated at $300 million, and was raised accordingly. Growing up the oldest of four siblings, Hilton moved between several homes, including a suite in the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in her native Manhattan, Beverly Hills and the Hamptons. She attended schools in Manhattan, California and Conneticut and befriended the likes of Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian along the way. As a child, she always craved the spotlight and began modeling at charity events before signing a contract with Donald Trump's modeling agency, T Management when she was 19.

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Paris Hilton been affectionately making us cringe ever since. Calling Paris Hilton "gross" is such a popular activity it might as well be an Olympic sport. The gold medal would go to all the jealous girlfriends who wish their skin were that tanned, their stomachs that flat, their breasts that perky, and their boyfriends that fit. Silver would go to all the boys who claim that she's too fake, too ditzy and too loose for their high standards and steadfast morals. Bronze would go to all us realists who would clear our bank accounts, sell an organ and disown our family for just one night in Paris. Of course we'd get the medal just for showing up.

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Paris Hilton continues to go to her mom for style advice today, deeming Kathy as one of her favorite shopping companions. Paris told us, I'll look to her for advice because she has really good style. Every time she goes to Paris, she'll go shopping for me. She has really good taste

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Paris Hilton I'm obsessed with my Tory Burch flats! I probably brought 50 pairs of high heels, Louboutins, my YSLs and Pradas and all these beautiful high heels to Ibiza and I wind up wearing the same exact little ballerina Tory Burches every night because they're so much more comfortable than the heels. And now I ordered like 20 pairs of them because I love them. Every single color. And then for the black ones and the brown ones, I got three of each in case they don't sell them anymore.

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Here’s Paris Hilton out on the town last night showing off a decent amount of those long heiress legs of hers. Not bad, but I’ve become so accustomed to seeing her big skinny girl breasts pushed together in her magical bra that I’m actually a little disappointed in these shots. I mean, I know she’s not exactly top heavy or anything, but she seems to have figured out a way to work with what little she’s got. She must have been trained in the ways of the chesticular arts from a master. Next time.

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Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but she’s got one hell of a tight little body on her. Here she is in a really tight dress that not only leaves little to the imagination, but squeezes those skinny girl breasts together just perfectly. I love those magical disappearing reappearing boobs of hers. I get the feeling this chick spends the better part of the day keeping herself looking good. I wonder how much she pends a year on hair removal? Money well spent.

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I wish I could tell you that I’ve got pictures of Paris Hilton’s big magical breasts making an appearance again, I love those cofusing things, but unfortunately they’re nowhere to be found. Here she is at the NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party last night giving us that classic Paris Hilton “I don’t have any thoughts at all going through my head” look she’s become so famous for. I make a lot of fun of this chick…. But we all know I’d hit it. Call me.

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Man I love Paris Hilton’s magical boobies, they’re like drunk chicks at closing time, they show up just when you need them the most. Here she is rubbing them up against Cindy Crawford at some event over the weekend. Big breasts and antique supermodels are two of my favorite things. These things have to be CGI or something, they’re not real, we’ve all seen her in a bikini and know that there’s not enough meat on this chicks bones to fill this much cleavage. Something’s up and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.

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This is what I like to see, Paris Hilton and her big magical breasts back together again. I don’t know how she does it, those things are impressive, but she needs to get some sort of instructional video or infomercial or something out on the market so that more small breasted women can look like this. Amazing. It looks like a midget is ass flashing me, which would normally make me really upset, but in this case I like it.

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I don’t really have any special reason to be posting these pictures of Paris Hilton, I guess I never do, but I haven’t had her on the site in a little while and I wanted to see if she was still doing that thing where her breasts look huge… She’s not. Here she is looking like your average skinny socialite millionaire stepping out of her matching baby blue Bentley. You mean to tell me you don’t color coordinate your outfit with the car you’re driving that day? Peasant!

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In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton, she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

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This is more like it, if you’re going to hit the red carpet, might as well do it with your breasts hanging out of your dress. You got that Katrina Bowden? Here’s Paris Hilton at one of her many birthday parties dropping some extremely impressive cleavage for a chick with pretty much no breasts what so ever. She really knows how to work with what she’s got. Alright so she’s not exactly overflowing with front meat, some angles are more flattering than others, but if you’re into chest bones you’ll love this. Enjoy.

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I love the fact that Paris Hilton is bending over all sexy to show us her puppies, that’s it princess, but it looks like she’s struggling a little bit, I can’t really blame her, those things are so small I can hardly even see them from this far away. What do they look like, are they cute or not? If I covered them in baby oil would they look better? Wait, I’m confused now, what the hell are we talking about here?

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Here’s Paris Hilton out the other day looking pretty damn good, I’d throw her a hump, but that’s not saying much. I’m not kidding though, Paris has been looking a lot better these days, maybe it’s because she’s getting older or I’m getting more desperate, but I like it. Who’s her chesty little friend in the yellow top behind her? Invite her along for the ride. Call me.

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For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton’s ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.

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Here’s Paris Hilton and her latest douche frolicking on the beach in Hawaii in her little bikini. They’re not really the most interesting of bikini pictures, but I’ve been off for a few days so these are good enough for now. I wish I could have cropped out the meathead, nobody needs to see that garbage during the holidays, but I’m not that skilled in photoshop. Anyhow, I didn’t get as many half naked chicks for Christmas as I would have liked, so I thought I’d treat myself. Enjoy.

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Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

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Paris Hilton "I'm over Uggs," Paris Hilton told StyleBistro in her exclusive interview. Just because she's given up the fuzzy flat boots, however, doesn't mean she's given up on shoes that are both comfortable and stylish. The heiress' latest footwear fetish? Tory Burch ballet flats.

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Paris Hilton "I'm obsessed with my Tory Burch flats, like literally I probably brought 50 pairs of high heels, Louboutins, my YSLs and Pradas and all these beautiful high heels to Ibiza and I wind up wearing the same exact little ballerina Tory Burches every night because they're so much more comfortable than the heels," the heiress confessed. "And now I ordered like 20 pairs of them because I love them. Every single color. And then the black ones and the brown ones I got like three of each in case they don't sell them anymore."

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Paris Hilton has great respect for her mom, Kathy Hilton, who she constantly goes to for life advice, from style tips to beauty recommendations. In fact, Kathy has been showing Paris and sister Nicky, the fashion ropes ever since they were both tiny tots—Kathy often took young Paris and Nicky to couture shows in Paris to the runway shows in New York, and Paris "really loved it." With such stylish roots, it's no wonder that Paris has evolved into the fashionista she is today!