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We’re going to let you in on a secret – unlike gorgeous lingerie model Adriana Lima, we don’t actually know that much about bras. Which is weird, considering how many of them we see on a daily basis (maybe four or five times the average, more on Wednesday and Fridays thanks to the Week in Women) and still they remain something of a mystery to us. You’d think that after the raw amount of bras we’ve seen – most often with breasts in them, to be fair – that at least a vague technical expertise would have rubbed off on us by osmosis.



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And yet, crushingly, nothing. So when Adriana Lima brings out a new bra from our favourite bra-crafters Victoria’s Secret called the Showstopper bra, and fails to wear it properly on camera – instead merely draping it over her shoulder like an ineffective kitbag – we’re not entirely sure what it does, or why it does it. It offers “no-show coverage", which basically means the bra is invisible. Not invisible in a sexy Emperor’s New Clothes way, especially if you pair it with an invisible bra and an invisible dress, but more that it’s not at all visible under clothes. In that it doesn’t leave any lumps.



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Good old Adriana Lima. Even though the other Victoria’s Secret girls seem to get more coverage (like Candice Swanepoel, for example – you almost can’t move for the sheer number of words we’ve written about the saucy South African) she’s always there. Sometimes she’s in the background, wearing something tight and posing languorously. Sometimes she’s helping the other girls deliver interviews to camera.



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But she very rarely gets an article all to herself. In fact, it was way back in February – yes, cast your minds back to when this country was a frozen, icy wasteland and Valentine’s Day loomed heavy on the horizon like some sort of romantic sword of Damocles – that we last featured her all on her lonesome, like she deserves. In an unusually Homer Simpson-esque move, she was eating flowers at the time. We’re not entirely sure why but it might point to the secret behind her fantastic lithe figure.



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Well we figured that this injustice has gone on too long! Luckily, so did the good people at Blumarine, and they arranged to have some pictures taken of the lovely Miss Lima in a variety of sexy clothes. Which is just as well, really, else this article would have just been words with no pictures. And that wouldn’t have been much fun at all. So enjoy. Hopefully these pictures of Adriana will propel you through the stagnant morass that is Wednesday afternoon and onto the glittering hinterlands of Thursday morning, where it’s only a short step to the glorious, brilliant sunlight of quarter to five on Friday afternoon. Godspeed, everyone.



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Wouldn’t you just know it? Valentine's Day is coming up and the lovely folks at Victoria’s Secret are making hay while the sun shines. Yup, apparently there’s some sort of connection between ridiculously sexy lingerie and Valentine's Day. So VS have been showing off what you might be lucky enough to get this year – Adriana Lima. Oh, hang on, it’s just the lingerie. Ok fine, your girlfriend is not going to buy you Adriana Lima for Feb the 14th, but to soften the blow we’ve got her right here for you.



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I thought that my earlier pictures of Miranda Kerr’s big old supermodel breasts were going to be a good way to finish off the week, that is until I found these shots of Adriana Lima’s even bigger supermodel breasts hanging out of various bras and lingerie and what have you. You’re welcome. This is more like it, look at those perfect things squeezed together like they were meant to be exposed this way. Amazing. I want to get drunk and pass out in those things. Call me.



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Here are a few of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models strutting their stuff while they show off their latest line of bathing suits for really really hot people. I wonder if average women hate seeing Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel trying to sell them swimwear. I know I don’t, I’d like to see them try selling me more things like baby oil or Slip & Slides or pretty much anything that will get them half naked and oiled up. Hot.



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Well, it’s that time of year again: when Victoria’s Secret gathers all the hottest models in the world and puts them on an airplane to film the greatest lesbian orgy ever! OK, we all know that isn’t the case, but one can always dream. Actually, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Marisa Miller, Selita Banks and company are out promoting their upcoming fashion show, and new Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. Wow, that was a mouthful. Know what else is a mouthful? Izabel’s hot ass in those jeans. I wouldn’t mind biting into that.



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Here’s Adriana Lima at LA International airport’s security check point. Now, the obvious thing to say here is that I wouldn’t mind being the guy who gets to frisk Adriana Lima as she walks through the metal detector, but that would be a lie. I wouldn’t want to be “just” that guy. I’d much rather be the guy who gets to pick out her panties every morning.



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What the hell is going on with my girl Adriana Lima? Lately, it’s been hit-or-miss with her, and today it’s a little bit of both. I’m digging the cleavage action, but the old school Hollywood-themed outfit and makeup is throwing me off my game. Why can’t she just be a good little supermodel, and show up to an event wearing a bikini? Is that really too much to ask?



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Here’s Adriana Lima at the “Dance For Tolerance” fundraiser. It’s an event to bring to kids together from around the world and you know, learn to be friends or something. It’s a very noble cause and that’s why I am posting these pics. Actually that’s a lie. I’m posting these pics because she’s hot. This fundraiser could have been called “Dance For Slavery“ and I’d still put her sexy photos up and fight any man who speaks ill of her.



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I don’t know about you guys, but I haven’t read a magazine in ages. I just don’t see the point since the best photos can be found here on Hollywood Tuna. But today, to my surprise, I came across the latest GQ Magazine with Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and the rest of the Victoria’s Secret clan and realized I didn’t have the best pictures after all. But now I do! So without further ado, I present to you the hottest photos on the web.



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The other day, I sinned. I feel dirty, and ashamed for what I did, but I wrote a semi-negative post on Adriana Lima. I never thought the day would come when I would be forced to do such a thing. It’s like picking which hand you’d rather have shoved in a meat grinder. Suffice it to say it was a painful ordeal. I even went as far as proclaiming that Alessandra Ambrosio may in fact be in the lead in terms of who’s the hotter of the two. Well I’m happy to report that Adriana looks super hot in these pics, and has one thing Alessandra doesn’t. Sexy silly faces! I think the score is now tied 1 a piece. The two supermodels have no idea, but they’re now in a heated battle of the babes here on Hollywood Tuna. Who’s going to be the next to slip up? I’ll be watching.



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Adriana Lima doesn’t look all that great in these pics. There, I said it. That sentence alone may get me stoned to death by an angry mob, or sent to hell when I die, but I need to continue. Now I’m not saying she’s ugly. Not even close. I’m just saying she didn’t become the top supermodel on planet Earth by leaving the house sporting ugly dresses, and high tension hair buns like we see here. But everyone is entitled to an off day. Even Adriana Lima, so I’ll let these aberrations slide”¦this time. Next time, I’m afraid it’s going on your permanent record my dear.



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Adriana Lima and body painting. The two go together like rum and coke – a totally delicious combo. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t extremely jealous of that little Latin Hobbit. How the hell did he get this job? Did he answer a newspaper want ad? “Grimy little dude needed to paint the world’s hottest woman. $8.50/hr. Please inquire within” Fine, have your Adriana Lima fun little man, but know this: You’ll always be too short to ride on roller coasters, and you’ll never know the fun you’re missing.



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This is nothing out of the ordinary. Adriana Lima is on the beach ““ again, wearing a tiny bikini ““ again. I could prattle on about how hot she looks, how great her body is or how much I’d prefer to see her completely naked, splashing about in my backyard in a kiddy pool full of olive oil (extra virgin of course), but I won’t. Instead, I’ll just say that if I were on the beach on that particular day and I caught a glimpse of Adriana bending over like she is here, I’d be like a bull charging a matador. The last thing I’d see before going to heaven would be the flash of her red bikini bottoms. Toro!



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Like the rest of you, when I think of Adriana Lima it usually brings to mind a sexy bikini photo shoot, or lingerie spread in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. So you can imagine my disappointment when I saw these latest pictures of her attending the Dream Girls premiere wearing a head to toe dress. I’ve seen Amish schoolteachers show more skin at church than Adriana did for this event! Don’t get me wrong though, she still looks amazing. With a face like that, it’s pretty hard not to. You could put her head on the body of a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, and I’d still ask for her number.



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In case any of you are new to the site, let me just say that from time to time I’ve been known to pick on celebs that put on some weight. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw these new pictures of a lingerie clad Adriana Lima. From the looks of it, she’s sporting a few extra pounds, and to be honest with you, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look better! It’s actually a nice change to see a model at the top of her game who doesn’t feel the need to be stick thin. Hopefully more models will try and emulate Adriana because we don’t need to see another runway skeleton die from anorexia, like we did this week. It’s very sad. By the way, don’t think I’m getting soft on all of you. As soon as the latest batch of bloated Mariah Carey pics come out, I’ll be the first to critique them.



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Don’t you hate people that can’t keep their big fat mouths shut? So do I, unless that person happens to be Adriana Lima. Am I the only one that notices that she constantly has her mouth open in pictures? And not “lips slightly parted” open either. I’m talking wide mouthed, tongue out, and raunchy! I love it. Don’t believe me? Well how do you explain this, this, this and this? What is she trying to tell us with all these suggestive oral displays? Is she just really proud of that supermodel tongue of hers, or could she be hinting that she’s only a virgin from the neck down? Let’s ponder that question while checking out these new pics of her backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.



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It looks like Adriana Lima and her supermodel friends are out shilling lingerie just in time for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 5th. I admit, I’ve never watched the broadcast but I have seen plenty of the past events’ pictures. To be honest, that’s enough for me. I mean, how many times can I watch models walk up and down a catwalk before getting bored. Yes, you heard me. Bored. A guy like me needs — no, demands more! Not much more, but just enough to keep my attention in a world where celebrity sex tapes are everywhere and internet porn is free. Maybe Adriana Lima can use that crazy tongue of hers and use it to do something really naughty to Gisele Bundchen. Oh yeah, that would certainly keep me “up” for the full hour!



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Sometimes I really hate seeing pictures of Adriana Lima. Now before you all start thinking I’m some kind of sexual deviant, eunuch or imbecile, allow me to explain. Looking at Adriana is like looking at a top of the line Ferrari. Both are absolutely gorgeous, but you’ll never be able to afford either. In the end, you’re reminded that women like that don’t date guys like you and me! I guess that would be be better for her anyway. If we did date, that prized ass of hers would be so covered in bite marks, that she’d never get a paying gig again.



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Well, it’s that time of year again: when Victoria’s Secret gathers all the hottest models in the world and puts them on an airplane to film the greatest lesbian orgy ever! OK, we all know that isn’t the case, but one can always dream. Actually, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Marisa Miller, Selita Banks and company are out promoting their upcoming fashion show, and new Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. Wow, that was a mouthful. Know what else is a mouthful? Izabel’s hot ass in those jeans. I wouldn’t mind biting into that.



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I don’t what it is, but Adriana Lima‘s facial expressions always seem to turn me on. It’s like a porn facial without the mess. Ok, so I know that’s a little dirty but let’s be honest, that’s what you guys think about when you see pictures of Adriana Lima like this, isn’t it? Don’t tell me I’m the only one. Anyway, here she is introducing the latest Victoria’s Secret fragrance.



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Adriana Lima is, in the tradition of magazine shoots of buxom mediterranean-looking women, dressed up to look like Sofia Loren in her heyday, with bosoms wherever you look. Some might decry this as hackneyed, we prefer to think of it as classic. We don't read Spanish so we don't even have to pretend to care what the accompanying interview says. However, we're going to assume it says something along the lines of "Ha-wa-wa-wawawawawa".



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Despite the way her name reads, Adriana Lima is not llama. She is also not a lime. You may have already known this, but there is probably one soppy little fella out there, nibbling his fingernails and fretting about how on earth he is going to phrase Adriana's name at prestigious social functions. Well Berty (we're going to call him Berty) you can now talk about Adriana without fear.



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Meanwhile on a beach, somewhere sunny and expensive, the lady in question - Adriana Lima - is sunning herself in a bikini and looked sodding brilliant. A little while later, when pictures of her were processed and put up on the internet, a group of feeble men chained to computers in London, would come over a bit flustered. (That's us by the way.)



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All of those preceding events lead us up to here. Today. This moment. Well, maybe not this exact moment, because you might be reading this hundreds of years from now, when you have flying cars and robot pets. If you are then can you shoot someone with a laser just for us. Proper vapourise them, doesn't matter if you get arrested, just jump in a time machine and sort things out.



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Actually whilst you're using a time machine can you come back to Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 5:55PM and give us a future burger. Ah here you are now. Right on time. Thanks future man. Mmmmm, this is a tasty future burger we're eating. Nom, nom, nom.



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Obviously supermodel Adriana Lima and I have had a love affair for several years now, that’s pretty clear, but I promised her I would keep in under wraps because we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, she’s a supermodel and I’m a celebrity blogger, society says that our relationship is forbidden. Well here she is blowing me a kiss at some Victoria’s Secret fashion night outt, completely blowing our cover. Thanks a lot sweetheart. I’ve got a lot of blogging relationships I need to maintain and now that they know that we’ve got a thing going, that’s all going to change… They’re all going to be over at my house at bath time.