Minka Kelly Latest Photoshoot

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See if you can guess why I’m posting these pictures of Minka Kelly leaving lunch at a Cuban restaurant. I’ll help you out, it has nothing to do with Cuba, it has nothing to do with that a-hole Derek Jeter and it has nothing to do with (fill in whatever project Minka is working on right now). Give up? Obviously I know you all guessed that it’s because of her cute boobies in that tank top. That was an easy one. Now guess how many nipples I have. Here’s a hint, it’s kinda gross.



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I think it’s pretty clear by now that Minka Kelly is one of Hollywood’s hottest babes at the moment, so I have to post pictures of her whenever I get the chance just for my own sanity. Damn you Jeter! Here she is leaving the Chelsea Lately studios looking absolutely amazing. I just want to give a hug… For like four or five days if possible. She’s perfect, she’s not wearing anything extra sexy and yet she still looks this amazing. Unreal, let’s make babies.



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Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester seem to be everywhere these days promoting that ‘Single White Female’ remake they’re doing. Here they are at some kind of press junket getting cozy and looking like the best of friends. Insert lesbian fantasy joke here. I think Minka has become my new favorite hot girl, she is just stunningly beautiful, so much so that I don’t even want to make lame boner jokes because she’s far too good looking for that. What’s happening to me?



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I’ve posted a few pictures from this Minka Kelly GQ photoshoot before, but these are a few outtakes and she’s flashing the good so I doubt anyone will care if a couple of them are repeats. There’s something about the shot of her feeding her kitty a bowl of milk that’s really turning me on and I’m lactose intolerant. I don’t know why, maybe it’s a whole subliminal thing involving milk and breasts and all that crap. Whatever it is, I like it. Enjoy.



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I normally don’t find a chick walking her dog all that sexy, the thought of her carrying around a bag full of canine fecal matter is kind of a turn off, but I’ve got to say that these pictures of Minka Kelly are working quite nicely for me. Probably because she’s hot as hell in those short. If I was that lucky little puppy I’d be one of those creepy dogs that watches their owner shower all the time… Out comes the pick lipstick.



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My fake lesbian fantasies seem to be coming true these days, here’s Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester teasing each other at the premiere of The Roommate the other night. These two as roommates would be awesome, pillow fights every night, doing their hair half naked listening to that song about a Barbie Girl or some crap like that and fighting over who gets to shower first only to compromise and deciding to share to save time and conserve water. Smart choice.



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Crank up the old lesbian fantasy machine because here are Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester in bed together for some crappy straight to DVD garbage. Unfrtunately this isn’t how I would have hoped things would go between these two hotties, worst lesbians ever. Anyhow, these two are sexy girls normally and the way this scene plays out in my mind is so damn hot that I’ve almost convinced myself to go see the movie. Almost.



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I’ve always liked Minka Kelly, I think she’s cute, and I like her even more when she decides it’s a good idea to strip down to her sexy old timey lingerie for a spread in GQ magazine. Hot! She looks like a classic pin up model, I want to print these pictures out so that I can stare at them before I head out on another bombing run over the skies of WWII Germany. I don’t really know what she’s promoting, I don’t think chicks still wear pantyhose so that can’t be it, but I like the way she’s doing it. Enjoy.



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I couldn’t bring myself to watch the People’s Choice Awards last night, that’s a few hours you’ll never get back, but I do like posting pictures of all the hotties strutting their stuff on the red carpet. Here’s super hottie Minka Kelly doing her thing with the smiling and the sexy eyes and the cleavage crap that I love so much. I can’t imagine she won any sort of award, I still don’t know what the hell it is that she does, but she certainly looks good doing it. Enjoy.



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And I thought my earlier pictures of Minka Kelly were cute. Nothing says I’m a sexy piece of ass and I know it like a chick making sexy faces with her tongue hanging out. This one’s going straight to the printer for my collection. We saw reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari trying this pose earlier without very much success, so I’m glad a professional hottie like Minka was willing to show her how it’s done. She should start a mentoring program for hot chicks, you know, teach the younger ones how to look good doing pretty much anything…. And maybe how to slip a nipple without looking slutty. It’s a lost art.



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Here’s that douche from the New York Yankees’ lady friend Minka Kelly out the other day looking as cute as a button. Why do baseball players always get some of the hottest women? Is it their ball skills, their giant horse asses or their millions and millions of dollars? I thought so. Anyhow, Minka seems like she’s got a good head on her shoulders, I’m not basing that on anything, so I’m sure she knows what she’s doing. Besides, I can wait out any number of relationships, I’ve got nothing to do.



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I don’t know what it is about Minka Kelly that I like so much, I’ve never actually seen her act in anything, I don’t know if she’s even an actress or not, but I can’t keep from posting pictures of her. Here she is walking to her car the other day…. Exciting I know. Maybe I just like saying the name Minka Kelly, it sounds kind of like a pornstar name. Anyhow, whatever the reason, she’s made it on the site again so let’s make her feel welcome. Call me.



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Now that Esquire magazine has voted Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive, we get to see a lot more of her, here she is at a party for the magazine looking pretty damn amazing. Of course she looks amazing, that dress leaves nothing to the imagination, someone needs to get this body in a little bikini. Stat! I have a fairly large bathtub, will that do or do we actually need a pool? I’m not a strong swimmer so I’ll have to hold onto Minka the entire time. Call me.



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I don’t know much about Minka Kelly, but I know for damn sure that that dog she’s trying to sneak on the airplane is way too big to be considered a carry on. What the hell? If I tried this kind of thing I’d get tazered and so would my dog. I guess it pays off to be a hot girl, she probably doesn’t have to pay for her own steak or buy her own drinks or dispose of her own homeless man she hit with her car in the rain. Hot girls are so lucky.



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According to Esquire magazine Minka Kelly is this years Sexiest Woman Alive… I guess I can see that. It’s a little weird that a chick that doesn’t really have her face all over the place gets chosen for this kind of thing, but who the hell am I to judge? I just stare at pictures of today’s hottest female celebrities all day every day. Anyhow, Minka is a hot piece of ass so she deserves this and hopefully it will motivate her to get her body out there for us to enjoy.



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I keep forgetting just how cute Minka Kelly is, she’s the kind of girl you could hold hands with and bring home to meet mom and dad. Until dad won’t stop staring at her sweet tits just like he did with all your other girlfriends even though you told him repeatedly not to and the whole dinner party blows up into a scene from a shitty afterschool special leaving you alone in your treehouse smoking a marijuana cigarette in a turtleneck sweater. Clearly it would never work out between Minka and I so I’ll settle for admiring her from afar.



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Earlier today I did a post about how big and beautiful Lacey Chabert’s breasts have gotten but now that I’ve found these pictures of Minka Kelly in an extremely low cut dress and I think these are even better. I’m pretty sure Minka‘s are bigger but I’d have to spend a few hours weighing and motorboating them to be certain. I think because of the dress and the killer smile I’m going to have to give  it to Minka, and she also wins biggest breasts.



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Minka Kelly is hot. Still have no clue who the hell she is but I do know I want to find a way to use her cleavage as pillows because I’m tired. I got very wasted last night and I’m on 4 hours of sleep. Anyway, here she is at Self Magazine’s ‘Rock Bodies’ event and from what I see her body is definitely rockin’. However, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more”¦you know just to be sure.



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Here is Minka Kelly at the NBC Universal Experience thingy (whatever that is) looking damn fine. If you guys didn’t know, Minka is the daughter of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay. I thought I’d share that with you because you obviously don’t care. But now that you know, you can go tell everyone that useless tidbit of information. Alright, so obviously there’s not much to say about Minka other than that I’d like to wrap her legs around my head like a scarf and call it a minka, so I’ll just leave it at that



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It just dawned on me: I’m tired of writing about the same chicks all the time. After all, there are only so many ways you can say how you’d like to bang the living daylights out of Jessica Simpson, or Lindsay Lohan, or whoever! Problem is, the Paparazzi only focuses on 4 or 5 chicks at a time, so we’re stuck being force fed the same crap day in and day out. That said, it’s time I take matters into my own hands and focus on getting the word out about lesser known broads. Sure, it’s not the brightest idea, since I’m not getting any sexual favors in return and potentially making girls huge stars without any cash incentive, but I need new material and I’m desperate. So here’s Minka Kelly. I think she is an actress, and I definitely want to bang her. And so should you.



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Now that Esquire magazine has voted Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive, we get to see a lot more of her, here she is at a party for the magazine looking pretty damn amazing. Of course she looks amazing, that dress leaves nothing to the imagination, someone needs to get this body in a little bikini. Stat! I have a fairly large bathtub, will that do or do we actually need a pool? I’m not a strong swimmer so I’ll have to hold onto Minka the entire time. Call me.



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As a talented young actress, Minka Kelly provides powerful performances and has a natural ease on both the small and big screens. Currently, Kelly stars as the spirited and conflicted cheerleader Lyla Garrity on NBC's critically acclaimed series "Friday Night Lights." On the big screen, Kelly teamed with "Friday Night Lights" creator Peter Berg in the drama "The Kingdom." Directed by Berg, the film stars Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner. Kelly's additional television credits include guest-starring roles on "Cracking Up," "American Dreams," and "Drake and Josh" as well as a recurring role on the hit series "What I Like About You," opposite Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth. Kelly currently resides in Austin, Texas and Los Angeles.



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Now, Minka Kelly, Annie Ilonzeh and Rachael Taylor will join the ranks of their near-exclusive club — one that comes with both halos and fighting skills and even a billionaire boss. The three new angels certainly have some big high heels to fill, but they, along with a much fitter and younger John Bosley (Ramon Rodriguez), are ready for the challenge.



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We've all heard by now, Minka Kelly is going, going, gone from Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter's life. Not to say we like it. We really thought these two could make it for the long haul—after all, she just seems so, normal, compared to some of the women he's dated in the past. Hello 1998...Mariah Carey? Plus, she's down-to-earth and successful and he's a gifted athlete who's always professional, so they just seemed like the perfect match. Sigh.



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Minka Kelly appears to be moving on from Derek Jeter pretty quickly. The 31-year-old beauty was spotted hanging out with her Charlie’s Angels co-star – and rumored beau – Ramon Rodriguez Sunday afternoon at The Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, FL. The duo reportedly enjoyed a casual and smile-filled brunch together before meeting up with castmember Annie Ilonzeh at the movies.



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When I show up to talk with Minka Kelly, the rising star of NBC's cinematic high-school football drama Friday Night Lights, I'm greeted by a tall man with short whiskers, long hair, and a jean jacket. He sizes me up with a suspicious glance. [Ed. note: Minka left the show in 2009, after this piece was written "You going to be good to her?" he asks. "You're not going to do all that gossipy bullshit, are you?" The man is the former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay. Though he laughs good-naturedly, he's clearly not messing around—not when it comes to his daughter. And I'm just here to interview her. I can only imagine what her boyfriends go through.



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Dad leaves, and it quickly becomes obvious that despite Kelly's TV role as a sheltered, small-town cheerleader (her character is a born-again Christian, no less), in real life she's a chip off the old block: tough, scrappy, honest, and direct. In fact, she's the kind of woman you admire as much for her drive as for her beauty. "I moved to California not to pursue acting but to get out of Albuquerque," she says, her dark brown eyes darting about the small Hollywood bistro we're sitting in. When she was 19, she packed a bag and moved to Los Angeles with nothing but a promise from her father that she would have a place to stay. "I started working right away. I had four jobs."



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Fascinated by the procedures she saw while working in a doctor's office, she decided to go to school to become a surgical assistant. Friends tried to convince her to pursue modeling instead, but Kelly would have none of that. So a year later, Minka Kelly—red-carpet fashionista, all-American sweetheart—was assisting on brain surgeries, amputations, C-sections, and hysterectomies. "I've held several feet of colon in my hand. I could definitely sew up your leg. And anyway, modeling wasn't for me. I'm too short. I've got a big butt. It wasn't going to happen." Acting was another story. She says of her first acting class, "It was the most amazing thing I'd ever experienced. I'd just been going so fast, I didn't realize that I had put on this whole mask of a person to survive since I was 16. Class was the first time anyone had ever called me on it. And I loved it. I knew acting was what I had to do with my life. I love making characters real and believable, through my own experience and choices."



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After 5 years of scrapping it out with auditions between surgical procedures, Kelly landed roles on the NBC drama American Dreams and the hit WB series What I Like About You. Then, when she got her breakthrough role as Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights, she hung up her scrubs. So what, exactly, is such an ambitious and tireless girl looking for in a man?



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A man has to be passionate about something, she says. "He has to be focused and genuine. He has to have drive." A woman with as much chutzpah as Kelly doesn't want to feel like a trophy or the breadwinner. She wants a partner. "I really believe that our careers are our first loves. And I think a career should be as important for him as it is for me. And that we should be able to understand that we come second." She also demands a real, honest connection. No lines, no come-ons, just one-on-one interaction. "I really don't like dating. I think it's awkward and uncomfortable and inauthentic. You're on your best behavior, trying to impress the other person.